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The pocket oracle and art of prudence by baltasar gracian. Buy the mammoth book of oneliners mammoth books by geoff tibballs isbn. You know the one, doesnt stick to the script on the phone and you can bet on the fact he says everything you tell him not to say. More funny oneliners, short jokes and sayings that would look great on a tshirt or bumper sticker.

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When you dont ask for advice, but get it anyway, it has more to do with the needs and wants of the giver than you the receiver. The name comes fromyou guessed ita small book that used to be carried in ones pocket, and also held bank notes and money. A bond one liner can be a snarky response to the nowdead enemys attempted premortem oneliner, or an ironic echo of something they said to the hero earlier. Hidden meanings of 12 everyday objects readers digest. If you dont have a good partner, youd better have a good hand. God put me on earth to accomplish a certain number of things. When everythings coming your way, youre in the wrong lane. As a kid growing up, oneliners were always my favorite type of joke. Build up your repertoire of sound advice with this hilarious guide to becoming the master of navigating tricky social situations. Few writers come close to possessing the power and influence advicegivers wield.

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